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It’s a long story. Don’t ask! Here’s another long story:

A young man goes into a pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s ‘the’ night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might say grace and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.” The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist.”

Happy Easter everyone- if anyone wants some free condoms pop in and say. Our fitting room is out of action but they’re one size fits all so hopefully be ok!

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  1. Well that made me laugh !! Just been asked by my husband what all the hilarity is about ————

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