Been here for nearly ten years, tired, showing signs of age, beginning to speckle with grey… Where am I going with this? Am I about to set up a
self-deprecating joke..?! Nah! I’m obviously talking about the sign! Getting a new one very soon. Watch this space! Also just realised that I could have listed ‘devilishly handsome with an unconventional charm’ into the ambiguous list at the start and no one would have batted an eye lid! Ah well.